When I visited our son’s family in Frisco City, Texas, USA, my wife issued one dietary instruction. I should eat more fruits and veggies, refrain from consuming red meat, and avoid in-between meals. As a carnivore with occasional gluttonic lapses, I reckon that her directive was next to impossible. Hence, when she finally tracked me during our breakfast on 9 November 2022, I sent her real photos – albeit with inconspicuously-hidden tricks.